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A DEEPLY IMPORTANT MATTER
BY OTIS PANTS OPA LOCKA, Fla. -- This may come off as slightly redundant, but I nweed to rewiterate dat no one seems to be heering me when I squeam about da fact dat you guys fweed me ebery meal sixxty to ninnety minutes late. I dwon't undestand how you can't hear me. I'm lwoud as hell. Da people upstairs hwear me. As I mentioned, Futfut hears me. Bwut I yell wight in yor face, and you guys act like I'm not squeaming. Pwease attend to this matter. DWEEP REWAXATION BY FUTFUT M
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Apr 262 min read
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